So there I was, wandering around the Bear Mountain Lounge at snoe.down, looking for fallen food scraps and a ride home, and there he was. Modestly waiting in line for a shuttle bus, with the lay people, like he wasn't anything special. But, oh, is he something special. Six-time WWF champion, WWE Hall of Famer and reality-TV star, Terry Gene Bollea, better known to America as Hulk Hogan.
Always gracious and always flexing his pythons, The Hulkster took a few minutes to speak to a Trouble in Transit reporter.
TIT: Hulkster, what the hell are you doing here?
HH: Listen here brutha: Fee-fi-moe.-fum, I've been a fan of moe. since the beginning brutha! It was 1993 and I was headlining Monday Night Raw at the Utica Aud. Kicked the snot out of the One-Man Gang that night brutha. So after the match, me and Mean Jean decided to run wild with Hulkamania on the Hand Shake City brutha. We took a ride up the main drag there and saw a sign at Captain Trips for Monkeys On Ecstasy brutha.
TIT: Did you and Mean Gene know it was moe.?
HH: No way brutha, we were just looking for drugs and some trim. So we stopped. Every babe in the joint looked like Scary Sherry, so we decided to just watch the band brutha! We saw this guy playing guitar, kinda looked like Jimmy Hart with no hair. But Al rocked, brutha! And the bass player, he slapped that thing like I slapped around The Iron Sheik at MSG brutha! I've been a moe.ron since brutha!
TIT: Hulkster, do you have anything to say to all the moe.rons out there who grew up watching you?
HH: You better believe it brutha! All you Hulkamanics out there, just remember: Don't exercise, don't take vitamins, do drugs and alcohol, and gimme some moe. brutha!
1 comment:
nice work. Happy to hear that he's recovered from his break up.
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