Monday, April 5, 2010

Phish in 3D? I'm freaking out man!


BURLINGTON, Vt. - Prior to the nationwide release of "Phish 3D," a film chronicling the band's epic Festival 8 in California, a special screening will take place on 4/20 at the Majestic 10 in Williston, Vt., a short hitchhike from Burlington.

The coincidence that the premiere is on April 20, a national holiday in Vermont and in the minds of many Phish heads, was not completely lost on cinema officials.

In preparation for the big night, officials at the Majestic 10 are pulling out all the stops. "For starters, we're gonna have Joseph Broseph making grilled cheeses in the lot and Suzy Dumpstadiva will be serving up veggie burritos in the lobby," said Majestic 10 Manager Harrison Hood.

For one night only, the cinema is affixing two-foot water bongs to each seat in the theater. "We want our patrons to get the full Phish experience," Hood explained. "Plus, we couldn't find a marijuana-scented smoke machine."

2 comments:

Shawn said...

Sounds pretty chill bro, but do I have to bring my own nitrous tank? I thought they were going to replace the popcorn machines with them for the night.

John Ivan James III said...

Tanks are busted out after the show, brah!